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Izzy & Moe (1985 TV Movie)
Peter Jason: Bartender
Quotes
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Izzy Einstein : [He and Moe, disguised as sailors, are about to bust a speakeasy] Have you got some spirits? I think an alcoholic beverage would be a great help for my friend.
Bartender : [Starting to get suspicious] Uh, you boys look a little... *old*. Where'd you get those ribbons?
Izzy Einstein : [Indignantly] Have you forgotten the Battle of 'Chemin de Fer'? Didn't you participate in the War to End all Wars? Well, we did!
Moe Smith : Remember the 'Maine'?
Bartender : 'Course I do.
Izzy Einstein : [Pointing to Moe] Well, he doesn't *have* to. He was ON it!