Howard the Duck (1986)

Maureen Coyne: Teacher

Quotes 

• Phil Blumburtt : [With Beverly in tow, a depressed Howard exits the museum where Phil works]  ... Beverly! Howard, wait! Come on, don't flutter off in a huff. Listen, I've got some important matters to clean up here...

  Dr. Chapin : [from back in the museum]  Blumburtt! Did you hear what I said?

  Phil Blumburtt : ...I'll call you tonight.

  Dr. Chapin : Blumburtt, I want you back in here! Now!

  Phil Blumburtt : I'll figure out a way to help Howard, I swear. Just don't show him to anybody else...

  Howard T. Duck : I understand, Phil; it's the thought that counts...

  [notices a young couple on the street] 

  Howard T. Duck : ... They look hungry; get 'em a banana.

  Phil Blumburtt : Hide him, Beverly! Take him to a movie or something!

  Howard T. Duck : That sounds like an idea. What's playing?

  Beverly : Look, Howard, I didn't know where else to go for help.

  Howard T. Duck : Your hand still beats mine; I'm not sure where to go, period.

  Dr. Chapin : BLUMBURTT! WHERE ARE YOU? INSIDE!

  Phil Blumburtt : Coming, coming!

  Beverly : Howard, are you sure you're okay?

  Howard T. Duck : Of course; why shouldn't I be? I only got blasted jillions of miles through space, ended up on another planet, and was just given an IQ test by a janitor. Hasn't everybody had at least one day like that?

  Beverly : Look, you may be trapped in a world you never made; but, to put it philosophically, who isn't? Heck, *I* didn't make this world either. If I had, my whole career wouldn't be falling apart.

  Howard T. Duck : ...Touche, Bev. How's this for a deal: I fix your career, you fix my life. Sound fair?

  [several children laughingly rush Howard, with their Teacher in tow] 

  Teacher : Look at this wonderful exhibit!

  Howard T. Duck : EXHIBIT? Nice. For a minute, I thought you were gonna call me a freak or an outcast... like in *The Elephant Duck*! Now THERE was a downer.

  Teacher : It's so lifelike and realistic.

  Howard T. Duck : I cannot begin to tell you how right-at-home that makes me feel.