Three Amigos! (1986)

Patrice Martinez: Carmen

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Quotes 

• Juanita : Which one do you like?

  Carmen : I like the one that's not so smart.

  Juanita : Which one is that?

• Lucky Day : I'll come back one day

  Carmen : Why?

• Conchita : [El Guapo has kidnapped Carmen and taken her to his fortress]  Carmen, tonight you are to be El Guapo's woman. I am going to give you some hints about lovemaking with El Guapo.

  Carmen : I would rather die first!

  Conchita : Tell me, Carmen, do you know what foreplay is?

  Carmen : [Carmen shakes her head, trembling slightly with fear]  No...

  Conchita : Good! Neither does El Guapo.

• Dusty Bottoms : Time for plan B. Plan A was to break into El Guapo's fortress.

  Carmen : And that you have done. Now what?

  Dusty Bottoms : Well, we really don't have a plan B. We didn't expect for the first plan to work. Sometimes you can overplan these things.

• Rodrigo , Carmen : [Carmen and Rodrigo have entered the telegraph office to send a telegram to the Three Amigos to enlist their help with El Guapo]  Three Amigos, Goldsmith Pictures, Hollywood California...

  Telegrapher : [nods as he is typing] 

  Carmen : We have seen your deeds, and think you are very great.

  Telegrapher : ... seen your deeds...

  [continues typing] 

  Carmen : We can pay you... One Hundred Thousand Pesos.

  Rodrigo : One Hundred Thousand Pesos?

  [telegrapher stops typing] 

  Rodrigo : We do not have a hundred thousand pesos!

  Carmen : Don't worry Rodrigo, they will refuse it. But it would be an insult, not to offer it to them.

  Telegrapher : [nods head, continues to type] 

  Carmen : One Hundred Thousand Pesos, if you come to Santo Poco, and put on a show of your strength, and stop the... the...

  Rodrigo : Evil! Murdering!...

  Carmen : Villaneous, El Guapo. So that once again, we can be, a peaceful village.

  Telegrapher : [nods as he finishes typing]  Whew.

  [wipes his brow, grabs a pencil and counts the words to determine the price] 

  Telegrapher : 23 pesos.

  [he smiles] 

  Carmen : [looks to Rodrigo. Rodrigo looks at the cash, looks back to Carmen and shakes his head no]  We only have... ten.

  Telegrapher : Hm. Okay, I give you the ten peso version!

  [begins to mark through some of the words] 

  Telegrapher : You are very great! One Hundred Thousand Pesos, if you come to Santo Poco, put on show, stop the...

  [looks at the telegram, then looks up in thought, then back to Carmen] 

  Telegrapher : I put, infamous, El Guapo!

  Carmen : Infamous?

  Telegrapher : Si!

  [Spanish for "yes"] 

  Telegrapher : ! It means, evil, murdering, all like you said! And it will save you money!

  Carmen : Oh, thank you!

  Telegrapher : Como no!

  [Spanish for "of course". He begins to enter the message via morse code to its destination] 

  Telegrapher : .