Whoops Apocalypse (1986)
Michael Richards: Lacrobat
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Quotes
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Window cleaner : Jesus Christ!
Lacrobat : Naw man. Nitz. Conway Nitz the third.
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Lacrobat : Whistling condoms. They come in seven tunes, and so can you.
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Maxton S. Pluck : Now just who in the hell are you anyhow?
Lacrobat : February's the name sir. Roderick Jesus February. Mobile suppliers of sexual requisites in the state of Florida for eight decades. Aah, a most discerning choice sir - the blow-up sheep.
Maxton S. Pluck : ...Blow-up what?
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Gen. Mosquera : So you think you can secure for us the services of this man Lacrobat, Mister...?
Lacrobat : Nebuchadnezzar. Harrison Hindenburg Nebuchadnezzar. Personal management of the world's leading international terrorists.
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Lacrobat : Penis is the name. Doctor Thesius Lyndon Penis. I accept all major credit cards.
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Gen. Mosquera : We need Lacrobat in order to help us regain control of Santa Maya.
Lacrobat : I see... such a task won't come cheap.
Gen. Mosquera : We are prepared to sell our grandmothers to pay for it.
[cut to a vendor selling grandmothers]
Lacrobat : Gentlemen, I think we have a deal.
Gen. Mosquera : With this Lacrobat, Santa Maya will be mine!