- Mick: What did you do last night?
- Punk: We didn't do nothing. We was here all night.
- Mick: That's what you call cool, is it? Well, tomorrow, if someone asks you the same question, you can say: "We didn't do nothing." Or you can say: "We went out to Long Island to help this lunatic storm a fortress!" At the very least you can come watch me get my head blown off.
- Nugget: [Sitting on a cooler of beer] G'day! Want a cold one?
- Denning: Who are you?
- Nugget: Call me Nugget. I've been looking for Walter Reilly. Haven't seen him around, have you?
- Denning: [Cocks his rifle] You shoulda bought a gun instead of a beer, mate.
- Nugget: Nah. I don't need a gun. I've got a Donk.
- Denning: [laughs] You got a what?
- Donk: Donk.
- [Takes Denning's rifle and knocks him out]
- Sue: Who do you think you are? You hold me here at gunpoint, threaten to kill people, then you act like you're some sort of rock star? You're a drug dealer. You're a grubby little parasite.
- Rico: You should watch your mouth. It is not wise to annoy me. Bob Tanner did and I had his head blown off like that...
- [snaps his finger softly]
- Sue: You killed Bob?
- Rico: And if your Mick screws this up...
- [snaps his finger softly]
- Ledge Suicider: I'm about to throw myself off this building.
- Mick: You could kill yourself.
- Ledge Suicider: That's the whole idea.
- Mick: Oh, ah, right. I'll just wait till you're finished.
- [after several moments when the Ledge Suicider does not jump]
- Mick: Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on me lunch break.
- Mick: [to suicidal ledge-walker] Just out of curiosity, why would you want to - - pssshhheeewwwww?
- [makes whistling sound and gestures with his arm in a diving motion]
- Mick: [collectively addressing the other diner patrons] Hey, the name's Mick Dundee from Australia - - I'm looking a job; anyone got any ideas?
- Mick: [sees the patrons merely exchange puzzled glances and roll their eyes, then shruggingly turns back to the bartender] 'Kay, that's enough job-huntin' for one day!
- Rico: This Dundee likes to play games, huh, Miguel? Maybe we show him some good games when it gets light.
- Mick: if someone asks you same question you could say we hung out here all night or we went to long island island and watched this lunatic strom a fortress at the very least you could go watch me get my head blown off.
- Leroy Brown: Mick guys like this own cops n besides that suppoese the ones you call are straight what r gonna do? come in with there sirens blairing and there guns wailing shell be dead in 2 seconds if she's still alive.