Adventures in Babysitting (1987)

Bradley Whitford: Mike

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• Brad : [to Mike]  You're such a loser!

  [nearby Daryl sighs; remembering the incident with the street gang on the subway train earlier] 

  Daryl : Here we go again.

  Brad : I can only dream about having somebody like Chris as a girlfriend, but you've got her, and you treat her like this?

  Mike : Don't waste your time, half pint. Her legs are locked together at the knee.

  Brad : [grabs him by the collar]  I'd love to hit you. I'd love to pound on your face!

  Mike : [taunting]  Yeah? Go ahead.

  Brad : But I won't. You're so slimy, I won't sink to your level.

  Daryl : I will.

  [Daryl kicks Mike] 

• Chris : He's with Sesame Plexer! Oooh! She's such a sleeze!

  Daryl : He dumps you for some easy chick, and you get a night of hell. That doesn't seem very fair to me.

  Chris : Excuse me, I'll be right back.

  Daryl : This, I gotta see.

  Mike : You know, Ses. Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.

  Chris : Or twice in one night.

  Mike : Oh wow.

  Chris : How's your sister? Is she all better? You lied.

  Mike : No, I didn't!

  Chris : [Yelling]  Don't lie!

  Mike : Get a grip! Jesus!

• Mike : Girls like you come along once in a lifetime.