Jaws: The Revenge (1987)

Mario Van Peebles: Jake

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• Jake : C'mon, you big overgrown goldfish, come to Jake!

• Jake : [to Michael and his crewmates]  If mediocrity were fat, you'd all be whales!

• Jake : Look at you, boy.

  William : What about me?

  Jake : Man, you're a mental midget and you're still readin' all day. You know, if mediocrity were fattening, you'd all be whales.

• Jake : A blind man could find more conch on the mountain side.

• Michael Brody : Sharp shirt, Jake.

  Jake : Hey, may your sex life be as busy as your shirt.

  Carla Brody : Why, thank you.

• Jake : Hey, man, I didn't mean to, you know, flap my lips, eh?

• Jake : Look at us. We're out here bustin' our bunghies to get our damn degrees.

• Jake : I'm getting tired of all this paradise shit! It's gettin' on my last and only nerve, man.

• Jake : You know why you got no ambition?

  Michael Brody : Why is that, Jake?

  Jake : That's what happens when you lead a sheltered Norman Rockwell life.

• Jake : When I wanna hear from you, I'll rattle your cage.

• Jake : My father used to say to me, "Jake - Jake, man, you got two loves in your life. What you do and who you're with."

• Jake : As the sun slowly sets in the west, we bid a fond farewell to the family of conch.

• Jake : When I was a small boy, my father said to me, "Jake - Jake, never do anything today you can put off till tomorrow." And them conch gonna be there tomorrow.

• Jake : Boy, you don't know shit about anything. It's time you learned. I'll teach you how to wear your hair. I'll teach you how to dance. Come on. Teach you how to box. Come on, follow me. Get your butt down here, man.

• Jake : They spend half their lives looking for food, and the other half eating it, they don't care what it is.

  Hoagie Newcombe : Maybe he's got indigestion. He's already eaten my plane!

• Jake : Everything's cool. You know, I'm thinkin' about yesterday. It's probably all a mistake. He was just hungry. You got that tasty look, you know?

  Michael Brody : Yeah, but how come only me, though, you know?

  Jake : Maybe he just like white meat.

  Michael Brody : You're a funny guy, Jake.

• Jake : She'll be fine, partner. She'll never find that bloody shark, man. We couldn't.

  Hoagie Newcombe : It'll find her.