Making Mr. Right (1987)
John Malkovich: Jeff Peters, Ulysses
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Quotes
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Frankie Stone : For reasons I can't go into and you don't wanna know about, I have to go to this wedding, and I need a date, and you'd be the exact, perfect guy. Now, this isn't a proposition; I just wanna know if you might think about maybe going with me.
Jeff Peters : A wedding? I don't know; I'm not very good with people.
Frankie Stone : Oh, they're not people, they're just my family.
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Ulysses : It takes a man this sensitive to know your needs!
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Jeff Peters : That woman is turning you into a hooker!
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Ulysses : If I were human, Frankie, it would be simple: I would fall in love with you.
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Jeff Peters : I knew it! One minute with a woman and he short circuits.
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Frankie Stone : [seeing Ulysses for the first time] My God, he looks like you!
Jeff Peters : What did you think he'd look like? An erector set?
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Jeff Peters : Miss Stone, if I have unwittingly lead you on, I sincerely apologize.
Frankie Stone : Don't flatter yourself. I hate men.
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Ulysses : Jeff taught me to massage the body part when I have a spasm in my mechanism.
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Ulysses : What was that?
Frankie Stone : A kiss. People kiss when they like each other. It's a sign of love or affection. Although, in my case, maybe I'm going nuts.
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Frankie Stone : [after seeing Ulysses impressive anatomically correct naked body] I just don't understand why Jeff felt it was necessary to give you that - um - thing.
Ulysses : Jeff felt it would give me confidence.
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Jeff Peters : Haven't you ascertained by now that I have no desire in pursuing intimate relations with you?
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Station Wagon Driver : [sees Ulysses walking on the side of the highway] Hey dude, are you alright?
Ulysses : [shows driver the invitation] I'm going to a wedding.
Station Wagon Driver : [looks at the invitation] That's way the hell in Miami Beach, my man!
Ulysses : Are you going way the hell in Miami Beach, my man?
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Frankie Stone : Oh, hi. You must be Dr. Peters. I'm Frankie Stone.
Ulysses : What do you call these?
Frankie Stone : What?
[Ulysses grabs her breasts and she pushes him away]
Frankie Stone : What? Look, you've been in this lab too long, buddy!
[in walks Dr. Peters]
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Jeff Peters : As you can see, we licked that problem.
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Frankie Stone : Why are you starring at me like that?
Ulysses : Because, you taught me to and because I think you're attractive. I think you're the most attractive woman I know.
Frankie Stone : I'm the only woman you know.