The Monster Squad (1987)

Ryan Lambert: Rudy

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Quotes 

• Patrick : Rudy, where you going?

  Rudy : [cigarette in his mouth, pulling out crossbow]  I'm in the goddamn club aren't I ?

• Sean : Rudy. Question.

  Rudy : Shoot.

  Sean : Know any virgins?

  Rudy : [spit take] 

• Rudy : Where the hell am I supposed to find silver bullets? Kmart?

• Rudy : [after ridding the mummy]  See ya later, Band-Aid Breath!

• Sean : Don't kick the church, it's religious!

  Rudy : Locked is what it is!

  Sean : Alright then, we'll just have to do it out here.

  Horace : Oh REAL religious, Sean, why don't we just do it at Burger King?

• Rudy : You dropped your candy bar, E.J.

  E.J. : It's his.

  Rudy : It's yours now.

  E.J. : Rudy!

  Rudy : Eat.

  E.J. : Rudy, I'm not gonna...

  Rudy : Eat up! Then we'll call it a day.

• [At the treehouse the squad does a team huddle with their hands. Pete, the dog, lifts its paw on top] 

  Rudy : How does that dog get up here anyway?

• Sean : Rudy, find some silver bullets.

  Rudy : Where the hell am I suppose to find silver bullets?

  Sean : I don't know. Fat kid get a map, find Shadowbrook Road.

  Horace : What do I look in the index for "big scary mansion?"

• Rudy : See? Told ya. Only one way to kill a werewolf.

• Sean : I think there are monsters, like real ones! I heard my dad talking on the phone to a guy down at the police station tonight. There was a guy down there screaming he was a werewolf, and they shot him! And the body disappeared from the coroner van, the coroner guy was dead!

  Rudy : So what? He got shot and the werewolf took his body?

  Sean : No you bean head! He WAS a werewolf! Maybe

  Rudy : Yeah but if they shot him?

  Sean : It must've been regular bullets, not silver ones. Look I know this sounds stupid, a mummy disappeared from the museum tonight.

  Eugene : Mummy came in my house!

  Sean : Guys, Dracula might be here too.

  Patrick : Oh man, Fat Kid farted!

  Horace : Did not!

  Sean : God damn will you guys SHUT UP? Didn't you hear a word I said? These guys are dead, get a clue! Something's out there and it's killing people! And if it's monsters, nobody's going to do a thing about it except us!