Number One with a Bullet (1987)

Bobby Di Cicco: Malcolm

Quotes 

• Det. Barzak : You're new around here. What's your name?

  Malcolm : Malcolm.

  Det. Barzak : Malcolm?

  Malcolm : Yeah. What are you - welcome wagon?

  Det. Barzak : Yeah. I've seen you oozing around the street. What is your scam?

  Malcolm : Who me? Uh, I sell Amway products. Ha ha...

  Det. Barzak : Yeah, ha ha. I catch you dealing any soap flakes in this neighborhood, I will cripple you.

  Malcolm : I ain't afraid of no jive-ass cop, man. I KNOW my rights.

  [turns to leave] 

  Det. Barzak : [puts him in a painful wrist lock]  Malcolm: I am NOT your normal jive-ass cop, all right? And around here, you GOT no rights!

  Malcolm : Oww! You must be 'Berzerk'!

  Det. Barzak : You don't know the half of it, baby.

  [throws him into a garbage pile] 

  Malcolm : [grunting in pain & cluthching his wrist]  Aah...

  Det. Barzak : Hey! Malcolm: have a nice day.

• Malcolm : [Attempting to intimidate Det. Barzak into stopping an interrogation and letting him go]  On the homicide hit-parade, YOU are number one WID' A BULLET, Jack!

• Det. Barzak : [Malcolm is walking through a cemetery stealing flowers, then places them in front of an urn & begins to pray as he opens the urn]  Ashes to ashes; dust to dust, huh man?

  Malcolm : Aww, man... You guys ain't got no respect for the dead.

  Det. Hazeltine : All right, come on out of there, Malcolm.

  Det. Barzak : [Nick begins pulling bags of white powder from the urn, and tasting them]  What do we got here? A little blow? A LOTTA blow. Hey, this is that black tar, isn't it?

  Malcolm : Yeah, yeah. I'm thinking about getting into the roofing business.

  Det. Barzak : [Nick opens a larger bag of yellowish powder & tastes it]  What's this? This shit - what is it?

  Malcolm : Actually, that's my mother.

  Det. Barzak : [Spits the ashes back into the bag]