- [when her daughter's boyfriend Bobby has a cramp after being forced to strip for peeping on her mother]
- Mom: Well, well, no wonder you're in so much pain. You have "lover's nuts", Bobby.
- [touches them]
- Mom: Oh, yeah, these balls are definitely engorged with fluid. I can make you feel better. Why should I? What's in it for me? You've been a bad boy. But, ah, maybe there is something nice you can do for Mrs. Goldblum.
- Bobby: Anything, please...
- Mom: Anything?
- [gives him a fellatio]
- Mom: [approaching with a kitchen knife to her bedroom's curtain after seeing a peeper there] Okay, you behind the curtain, I got a knife. Come out from behind there, you slimy little peeping tom.
- [removing the curtain to see her daughter Peaches' boyfriend]
- Mom: Bobby, it's you! Well, you slimy little perverted creep. Did you enjoy yourself watching me get undressed? Did you like that?
- [Bobby signals no]
- Mom: No? Did you like making me feel cheap? Ha? You little creep. Take your clothes off.
- Bobby: I can't do that...
- Mom: Yes you can, and you will, and you'll start with your coat.
- Bobby: Please, Mrs. Goldblum. Don't make me...
- Mom: Start with your coat. Come on, hurry up. Take your shirt off. We have to do something about creeps like you. Take your pants off so I can see your ugly little penis. Come on. Hurry up. Now you're gonna see what it feels like to be stripped down and stared at like a caged animal.
- [suddenly Bobby has a cramp]
- Mom: What's the matter with you, Bobby?
- Bobby: My balls...
- Mom: Howard, would you like to tell me about your war wound?
- Step uncle: Well, it is a... really nothing much to tell. I got shot in the head. See, right there?
- Mom: [repulsed] Yeah...
- Step uncle: And I got a hard-on ever since.
- Mom: No, that's not possible. You're pulling my leg.
- Step uncle: No, pull something else. Here, quick, give me your hand.