- Tiny Doyle: [to Victor and his brothers] I'd have to be shot in the head to let somebody fuck with me like this.
- Lt. Sly Sullivan: [after seeing Tiny's injuries] Did ya slip in the shower?
- Tiny Doyle: Nope, I tripped on my dick.
- Vic Doyle: [after his brothers have been killed] Why didn't ya tell the pigs, Paw?
- Tiny Doyle: Because I don't let no tin-badge peckerhead do my lightwork.
- Vic Doyle: [Vic pulls a shotgun on his Paw] I ain't no chicken shit, Paw!... Now you say it... Come on, Paw, you say it to me!... I wanna hear you say it!
- Tiny Doyle: I should've known, Vic... That you never had any balls.
- Patrol Officer: [On the radio to Homer] Homer, ya better wake up Sullivan... He's gonna wanna know about this.
- Homer: How many bodies?
- Patrol Officer: Uh, two.
- Homer: Ya need a tow truck?... Are we talking major medical and body bags?
- Patrol Officer: Aw shit, Homer... We're talking a street sweeper and a doggie bag here.
- Tiny Doyle: [Tiny makes a prayer before eating with his sons] God, we want you to look after them two boys that are no longer with us here... And God, come on God, GOD... Help us get the low life son-of-a-bitches that did it.
- Vic Doyle: Amen.
- Tiny Doyle: Amen... Fuckin' A.
- Tiny Doyle: [to his sons, wanting vengeance for the two that died] You can't let that happen again. You got to make them pay... You got to make them pay, or you cannot come back here again, cuz I'LL KILL YA MYSELF!
- Tiny Doyle: [after his used car lot is destroyed] Alright, I'll give ya three guesses, first two don't count... It's either Steve Tyler or that Rosso boy.
- Vic Doyle: [to his brothers] That's right, remember that.
- Tiny Doyle: I think that their asses would look real good nailed to our wall.
- Big Joe Rosso: [In court after the judge lets VIc Doyle go] No, Goddammit, NO!... Now you listen to me. That man killed my wife and kids!... He might as well have blown them away with a shotgun, and you fine him 300 bucks?... He outta be strung up by his balls!
- [the courtroom breaks into applause]
- Four Eyes: [Four Eyes is screaming and firing a shotgun at Steve's rig] Tyler... You Godammed Yankee boy!
- Misty: [to Joey, realizing that he is responsible for killing the Doyle brothers] It's you, isn't it?
- Lt. Sly Sullivan: [to Tiny] What do you hear about Big Joe Rosso flipping his rig?
- Tiny Doyle: Damn shame
- [to Vic]
- Tiny Doyle: Isn't that a shame?
- Vic Doyle: He can't drive.
- Mahoney: [to Sullivan] The Tyler kid said the phantom vehicle looked like something out of a bad dream.
- Mahoney: [Talking to Sly about the investigation of the "phantom vehicle"] It leaves us with several unanswered questions.
- Lt. Sly Sullivan: Who the hell, how the hell, why the hell, and... what the hell.
- Vic Doyle: [Vic is nervous, waiting for Joey] What was that?
- Tiny Doyle: What?
- Vic Doyle: I heard something.
- Tiny Doyle: Maybe it's the ghost riders in the sky.
- Tiny Doyle: [Tiny grabs Vic and throws him up against the wall] DON'T YOU EVER, EVER, EVER TALK SMART ASS TO ME!
- Tiny Doyle: [after Vic and his brothers kill Big Joe's wife and kids] You're sorry... WELL SORRY DON'T MEAN DIDDLY SQUAT, BOYS!
- Tiny Doyle: [to his waitress when a fight breaks out in his bar] Alright, Darlin' you keep score and I'll get my peashooter.
- Lt. Sly Sullivan: [Surveying the damage to Tiny's car lot] Tiny.
- Tiny Doyle: What can I do ya for?
- Lt. Sly Sullivan: You got any idea who might have done all this?
- Tiny Doyle: Not a clue.
- Lt. Sly Sullivan: No enemies, huh?
- Tiny Doyle: Not since the Gooks.