Spaceballs (1987)

Sandy Helberg: Dr. Schlotkin

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Quotes 

• King Roland : Helmet, you fiend! What's going on? What are you doing to my daughter?

  Dark Helmet : Permit me to introduce the brilliant young plastic surgeon, Dr. Phillip Schlotkin. The greatest nose job man in the entire universe and Beverly Hills.

  Dr. Schlotkin : [bowing]  Your Highness.

  King Roland : Nose job? I don't understand. She's already had a nose job. It was her was her sweet-16 present.

  Dark Helmet : No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse. If you do not give me the combination to the air shield, Dr. Schlotkin will give your daughter back...

  [holding up a blown-up picture] 

  Dark Helmet : ...her old nose!

  Princess Vespa : NOOOO! Where did you get that?

  King Roland : All right, I'll tell! I'll tell!

  Princess Vespa : No, Daddy, no, you mustn't!

  King Roland : You're right, my dear. I'll miss your new nose. But I will not tell him the combination, no matter what.

  Dark Helmet : Very well. Dr. Schlotkin, do your worst.

  Dr. Schlotkin : [scraping his blades together]  My pleasure.

• Dark Helmet : [Dr. Schlotkin is caught making out with his nurse assistant]  Schlotkin!

  Dr. Schlotkin : [pulls away from the nurse and adjusts his glasses as the nurse nervously zips the top of her dress back up]  What?

  Dark Helmet : We're done with you. Go back to the golf course and work on your putz.