Street Smart (1987)

Morgan Freeman: Fast Black

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• Jonathan Fisher : You're Fast Black, aren't you?

  Fast Black : To some people. My momma always called me Leo. Leo Smalls Jr.

• Fast Black : Swing over by the Del Rio, I'll see whose tush is snappin'.

• Fast Black : Man, look, this ain't gonna work. Just more lawyer bullshit.

  Joel Davis : Just do it.

• Fast Black : [breaks a bottle, puts it next to Darlene's face]  I take the bread. The whole loaf, you understand?

  Darlene : Yes.

  Fast Black : You want money, you come to me. You try going into business for yourself, you'll be one dead whore.

  Darlene : Oh, no. Not my face, please.

  Fast Black : It's not your face, bitch! It's my face. My tits and my ass!

• Fast Black : [to his partner who was running away from him]  Reggie, are you crazy? What the hell you...

  [Reggie fires the gun] 

• Fast Black : What's happenin', man?

  Hotel clerk : Somethin's happenin' down there. Man, they're crazy.

• Fast Black : Come on, baby. He do or he don't. Come on, make your move, bitch! The chance of a lifetime.

• Fast Black : This motherfucker's dead, man.

  Harriet : Oh, shit! What we gonna do?

  Fast Black : Fuck do I know! Throw him out the window for all I care.

• Fast Black : [while eating BBQ]  Look, if you don't get to the point, I'm gonna stuff those ribs up your useless butt!

• Joel Davis : You ever talk to anybody from this magazine?

  Fast Black : Yeah, Joel, I go on "Meet the Press" once a week.

• Fast Black : Man, you're not making any sense here.

  Joel Davis : It'll throw doubt and confusion on your trial, and right now, doubt and confusion are the best friends you got. If we play this right, we can change this from a murder trial to a constitutional confrontation.

• Joel Davis : Tyrone is you.

  Fast Black : That ain't me. And don't be using that lawyer tone with me. I pay you. I can stop paying you. I'm the one that was up there being arraigned while you was pulling your dong. So don't use that schoolhouse tone with me.

• Fast Black : What the hell do you think you're doing?

  Punchy : What?

  Fast Black : There's money to be made on the street. Get it snappin'!

• Fast Black : What's the matter, boy? This ho said you wanted to meet me. Well, here I am.

• Fast Black : I got to tell you, homey, you don't know shit. I mean, I read that magazine, man. Your dude...

  Jonathan Fisher : Tyrone.

  Fast Black : This dude is stupid, man. I mean, he wouldn't last twenty minutes out here.

  Jonathan Fisher : Well, a lot of people liked it.

  Fast Black : Yeah, well, a lot of people got their head up their ass.

• Fast Black : What do them TV broads make?

  Jonathan Fisher : What do you mean?

  Fast Black : Them broads that tell the news, what do they make?

  Jonathan Fisher : You watch the news?

  Fast Black : Hell, yeah, I watch the news, man! I hit the streets, I got to know what the fuck is going on, right? Them TV broads, man. I know dudes that would pay five grand a night just to fuck one of them broads. I ain't lyin'! You know that blond one, man, the one that talks through her teeth, wears them big-ass glasses? Oh, yeah. "Over on Flatbush Avenue two guys got off last..." I know motherfuckers that would *kill* to fuck this bitch, man. I'm tellin' you. They don't make two grand a night, do they?

  Jonathan Fisher : No. They make a lot, they don't make that kind of money.

  Fast Black : I can give them two and keep three for myself. Brother, if I had a couple of them TV broads, I would fuckin' retire. You know what I mean? Honolulu, here I come. Look out!

• Harriet : Cut her loose.

  Fast Black : That ain't gonna do it. I'm gonna have to talk to her.

  Harriet : Oh, you can't do it 'cause you're into poppin' her. That's your new piece, all set up.

  Fast Black : Harriet, you don't know what the fuck you're talkin' about.

  Harriet : Yeah, you wipe the floor with everybody else, but you kiss Darlene's ass.

• Fast Black : I will show you the streets, brother.

• Fast Black : You look a little paler than usual, boy.

  Jonathan Fisher : You play rough.

  Fast Black : Well, it ain't all basketball and dishwashers out here.

• Fast Black : Hey, look, do you know this D.A., man?

  Jonathan Fisher : Yeah.

  Fast Black : How come the guy's got such a fuckin' hard-on for me?

  Jonathan Fisher : I don't know. I can't tell you.

  Fast Black : I mean, where does he get off?

• Fast Black : [to Ted's wife]  Do you know you've got the prettiest titties I have ever seen?

• Fast Black : So, you do the TV news? Lady, I could change your life forever.

• Fast Black : Shut the fuck up! You don't tell me how people react to me. I know what people are doing no matter what they say. 'Cause I read minds, you dig? I don't take no *shit* off of you. You're lyin' through your fuckin' teeth. I know it, you know it, and this fuckin' whore know it.

• Fast Black : Night's over. Come on.

  Punchy : What are you doing?

  Fast Black : Whatever the fuck I want! Get in the car!

• Fast Black : Look, you fuck with me on this, I'm gonna get you. And not only you, brother, I'm gonna reach out and get everybody around you.

• Punchy : I've been thinking, I'd like to do something else for a while.

  Fast Black : Oh, really? Like what, a brain surgeon or something? Look, you're doing what you do.

• Fast Black : You bitch. You crazy, crazy bitch. You got a problem, baby. You got a serious problem.