They Still Call Me Bruce (1987)
Johnny Yune: Bruce
Quotes
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Bruce : With my right foot, I can kick your face. With my left foot, I can kick your nose. With my fingers, I can poke your eyes out. Take a good look at my face. I'm an Oriental!
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Psychiatrist : I want you to make five appointments with my nurse.
Bruce : Five times with your nurse? She's beautiful.
Psychiatrist : No, I want to see you five times. It's imperative that I see you.
Bruce : You a lonesome guy, Doc? You've been in this office too long.
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Bruce : And now ladies and gentlemen, Master Appleby of Appleby studio! He's going to break big block of ice with his forehead!
Master Appleby : Not four heads. One head.
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Bruce : [At McCLean's Martial Arts studio before a tournament, an audience applauds as Bruce takes center stage] Welcome to the qualifying finals of the Junior National Martial Arts Championship! We have a number of Masters here today.
[the crowd claps again, as all the Masters stand and bow to Bruce, then they sit back down]
Bruce : I was going to do all the exhibitions by myself, but it's only fair to give the others a chance to demonstrate their skills. First, I'd like to introduce Master Tackett! He's going to break a board with a spinning kick!
Master Tackett : [Master Tackett stands up, walks over to Bruce and angrily speaks] What is this? I didn't plan to do anything!
Bruce : [to the audience] I think Master Tackett is nervous.
Master Tackett : I'm NOT nervous!
[Bruce makes a mischievous face as Master Tackett turns around, goes to a board a student is holding and easily breaks it]