The New Statesman (1987–1994)

Marsha Fitzalan: Sarah B'Stard

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• Alan : You're having an affair with him, aren't you?

  Sarah : Of course I'm not, Alan. I mean he's fat and flabby, and, uh, he's got horrible greasy hair!

  Alan : Didn't stop you with Nigel Lawson, did it?

• Sarah : Where did you spend last night?

  Alan : I had an all night sitting.

  Sarah : Oh, I hope you didn't suffocate the poor girl!