Blackadder's Christmas Carol (1988 TV Movie)

Stephen Fry: Lords Melchett, Frondo

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• Melchet : Greetings of the season to you, Blackadder! May the Yule log slip from your fire and burn your house down!

• Frondo : What news of the foul Marmydons?

  Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder : Scattered to the nine vectors, m'lord.

  Frondo : And the Sheepsqueezers of Splatticon Five? Have they been suckcreamed as a Qvarnbeast's nobbo?

  Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder : Well they're dead, if that's what you mean.

  Pigmot : Plus Commander, did you vanquish the Nibblepibblies?

  Cmdr. Edmund Blackadder : No, my lord Pigmot, I did not vanquish the Nibblepibbles because you just made them up.

• Frondo : Take him to the Sprouting Chamber!