Caddyshack II (1988)
Jackie Mason: Jack Hartounian
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Quotes
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Chandler Young : I'm Chandler Young.
Jack Hartounian : Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young : And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian : Hartounian!
Chandler Young : What is your background?
Jack Hartounian : My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young : That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian : Oh, she was a big woman.
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Chandler Young : Interesting club. what would you call that?
Jack Hartounian : Twelve gauge.
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Jack Hartounian : [to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured.