Oliver & Company (1988)

Cheech Marin: Tito

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• Tito : Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.

• Tito : I don't have time for long goodbyes, but here's something to remember me by, baby.

  [Tries to kiss Georgette; she hits him and he falls out the window] 

  Tito : Ooh, I think she likes me, man!

• Tito : Hey, hey, hey! There is a lady, Francis.

  Georgette : Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners.

  Tito : After you, my little croissant.

  Francis : Good grief.

• Rita : Where's the kid?

  Tito : [coughs after nearly getting barbecued]  He must still be in the car, man!

  [everyone watches as the limo departs] 

  Rita : Oh, that poor little kid.

  Dodger : You were supposed to keep an eye on him, Tito!

  Tito : [coughs]  Yeah. Well, it's hard to watch anything when you're getting barbecued, man!

• Tito : Hey, man, you're ugly! And you're uglier than him! And you're Ugly, Part Three! Hey, you're Revenge of the Ugly!

• Dodger : Yo, Tito, hot wire!

  Tito : Hey, no way, man! I've been barbecued too many times!

  Georgette : Good luck, Alonzo. I'll be waiting.

  Tito : [singing]  Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work we go...

• Georgette : Don't you come any closer! I knew this would happen someday.

  Dodger : Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after.

  Georgette : It's not?

  [insulted] 

  Georgette : It's *not*? Well *why* not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion!

  Dodger : Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?

  Tito : Very impressed!

• Dodger : Hey, keep it down, guys. The game's on.

  Tito : Oh boy, Dodger. Tough dog have to get help from a CAT!

  Dodger : Hey, Tito, uh, cool it, man.

  Tito : Come on, let's see this big, bad kitty fight in action!

  Dodger : Hey Tito, LOOK!

  [Tito looks away, Dodger jumps on him] 

• Georgette : Save me, save me Alonzo.

  Tito : Hey, get off my back woman. I'm driving.

• Tito : [pulling out an old wallet]  Check it out.

  Francis : Oh, shredded leather.

  Tito : Shredded wha... What you talkin' about, man? That's a primo wallet, man.

  Francis : Rubbish, you mean.

  Tito : All right, that does it, Frankie, man! You insulted my pride, and this means death!

• Tito : Allow me to introduce myself: I am Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico de Tito.

  Georgette : Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep!

• Rita : Cool it, you guys. It's just a cat.

  Tito : Mi madre, un gato!

  Francis : Felis domesticus!

  Rita : How did you find this place, cat?

  Oliver : I-I was following this dog.

  Tito : He's lying! He's lying! He's lying!...

  Rita : [Kicks Tito]  Stop it, Tito.

  Francis : And why would a cat follow a dog?

  Einstein : Yeah!

  Oliver : I just wanted some of the hot dogs I helped him get.

  Tito : He's a spy, man! Come on, let's eat him! You're dead meat, kitty!

• Tito : [in the limo]  Forget Fagin, man. Let's take this baby to Atlantic City.

• Oliver : What kind of work do we do anyway?

  Tito : Investment banking, man. Didn't you read about us in the Wall Street Journal?

  Oliver : Really?

  Francis : [chucking]  Yes. Captains of Industry.

• Tito : It's newspaper burritos for breakfast again, man.

• Tito : hey beat it guys my lady and i got to talk in privite.