Melba Moore credited as playing...
Whippet Angel
- Whippet Angel: All dogs go to heaven because, unlike people, dogs are naturally good and loyal and kind.
- [last lines]
- Carface: Argh! I'll get that gator, if it's the last thing I do!
- Whippet Angel: Touch that clock, and you can never come back.
- Carface: Shut up.
- Whippet Angel: [shouts and chases him] I said, touch that clock, and you can never come back!
- Charlie: He'll be back.
- Whippet Angel: [singing] Welcome to being dead.
- Charlie: [horrified] What? You mean I'm... I'm...
- Whippet Angel: [flipping through a record book of Charlie's life] Stone cold I'm afraid.
- Charlie: I can't believe it, I've been murdered!
- Whippet Angel: I'm having trouble finding any goodness or loyalty here, but let me see.
- Charlie: He killed me!
- Whippet Angel: I beg your pardon?
- Charlie: There's a mistake been made here!
- [singing]
- Charlie: I don't wanna die/You got the wrong guy/I was double crossed by a dirty rat, actually this rat was a dog but his car ran me down/I just blew out of jail, I just got back to town/Hey! This is hard to explain/May I speak to your Superior because I don't wanna die!
- Whippet Angel: [singing] Welcome to doing whatever you wish...
- Charlie: [interrupting] You got the wrong guy.
- Whippet Angel: [singing] Laughing and singing all day.
- Charlie: Hey! Listen! My time's not up yet!
- Whippet Angel: Oh but it is, there's no mistake about that, we know everything.
- Charlie: Murdered in the prime of my life! That Carface, I'll kill him!
- Whippet Angel: Charlie... Charlie... You can come home now.
- Charlie: You said I...
- Whippet Angel: Charlie - you gave your life for her. Come home.
- Charlie: But what about Anne Marie?
- Whippet Angel: Say goodbye, Charlie.