- [while comforting a man whose face has been mutilated]
- Justine: Could we just turn out one more light?
- Max Gordon: First they mutilate me, then they lose my luggage. I don't think I'm even gonna get credit for my Frequent Flyer miles.
- Max Gordon: Even if I didn't look like I was bobbing for French fries, I'd be thrilled to be with you.