Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

Heather Hopper: Tessa DiBlasio

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• [the Red Feathers, including Velda's daughter Cleo, abandon an injured Velda in order to win] 

  Velda : CLEO! I was in labor with you for 17 hours! I bought you your first tricy... I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.

  [the Red Feathers disappear into the distance] 

  Velda : YOU LITTLE BITCHES!

  [Velda's scream is so loud that Troop Beverly Hills happens to hear it] 

  Tessa DiBlasio : Oh, my god. What's that?

  Phyllis : Don't worry, it's probably just one of nature's beasts.

  Velda : [shouts]  Ingrates! I hate children! I hate them!

  Phyllis : [Realizes who the voice is]  Yup! It's a beast, all right. Move out.

• Tessa DiBlasio : [stomping out Phyllis's cigarette ash]  Mrs. Nefler! We're above the fire line! And you shouldn't smoke, it's bad for you. And it disguises nervous conditions which you should deal with in other ways.

  Lily Marcigan : Smokey Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires."

  Phyllis : Well, Smokey Bear isn't going through a horribly mess divorce!

• Tessa DiBlasio : [Examining Velda's leg wound]  There's multiple contusions, and possibly a cracked fibula, and a severe personality disorder.

• [Phyllis and the troop watches Freddy drive off with his younger girlfriend Lisa] 

  Hannah : Don't give up, Mom. He'll never marry her.

  Tessa DiBlasio : It's just a typical male midlife crisis. See, he's got to prove that he's still sexually attractive. My dad's been going through it.

  Phyllis : How long?

  Tessa DiBlasio : Eleven years.