Troop Beverly Hills (1989)

Betty Thomas: Velda Plendor

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Quotes 

• Velda : You call this roughing it?

  Phyllis : One bathroom for nine people? Yes.

• [the Red Feathers, including Velda's daughter Cleo, abandon an injured Velda in order to win] 

  Velda : CLEO! I was in labor with you for 17 hours! I bought you your first tricy... I have patches, girls! I can get you into West Point.

  [the Red Feathers disappear into the distance] 

  Velda : YOU LITTLE BITCHES!

  [Velda's scream is so loud that Troop Beverly Hills happens to hear it] 

  Tessa DiBlasio : Oh, my god. What's that?

  Phyllis : Don't worry, it's probably just one of nature's beasts.

  Velda : [shouts]  Ingrates! I hate children! I hate them!

  Phyllis : [Realizes who the voice is]  Yup! It's a beast, all right. Move out.

• Velda : Get your damn car out of my friendship ring.

  Phyllis : Hi, Vel. Lovely to see you too.

  Velda : Okay, fine! On your marks! Get Set! Go!

  [Fires into the air, causing a crow to fall to the ground] 

  Everyone : EWWWWWW!

• [In the last scene, Velda is working as a cashier at a Kmart store after being fired from the Wilderness Girls] 

  Velda : Attention Kmart shoppers, Blue Light special on aisle 13...

  [pauses] 

  Velda : ... Cookies!

• [Velda sees that a skunk was responsible for Troop Beverly Hills coming in first ahead of Red Feathers] 

  Velda : [Picks up skunk]  You're gonna pay for this! Yes, you are!

• [the girls have made a make-shift stretcher using some of their backpacks to carry Velda] 

  Phyllis : I knew I could count on you girls to do the right thing.

  Velda : Oh, stop, or I'll bust out crying. I knew I could count on you *losers* to do the wimpy thing.

  Phyllis : You need your rest.

• Velda : Maybe you never heard of a little troop called the Red Feathers? They were out there at that same site camping last week. They chopped down trees, and wove their own cloth, and lived off berries and squirrel meat. And never once did they have to go to the bathroom.

  Phyllis : [disturbed]  It must have been the squirrel meat.

• Velda : [after seeing that Troop Beverly Hills have managed to make it to the other side of the ravine despite the sabotaged bridge]  Damn! Those little Dim-besses are *really* starting to bug me.