Have I Got News for You (1990– )

Bill Bailey: Self - Guest Presenter, Self

Quotes 

• Reginald D. Hunter : I got no respect for the concept of Batman, based on my understanding of politics and that.

  Bill Bailey : I'm sorry, what? What?

  Reginald D. Hunter : Let me break it down for you: Batman is this high-powered millionaire, got all this technology, and he only use it on street-level crime. He don't focus on the Murdochs, Trump, Corporate, White-Collar crime, he only care about the purse-snatcher on the street! Batman is a Conservative's Wetdream. Fuck Batman!

• Bill Bailey : Not all Barn Owls are called Mr. Peters.

  Paul Merton : Where is your evidence for that?

• Bill Bailey : This isn't hair, this is a small animal I've trained to stay there! Ps, ps, ps! Not now, Lionel!

• Bill Bailey : I don't need this! I've got Grade 6 Clarinet...

• Bill Bailey : We're Trapped in the Metaverse!

• Bill Bailey : 90% of giraffes are Gay.