Have I Got News for You (1990– )

Paula Yates: Self

Quotes 

• Ian Hislop : I gather it took you six days to write this book. Did you get writer's block or something?

  Paula Yates : You say one more thing, he's going to hit you.

  Paul Merton : Yeah, I will and all. I'd take great pleasure thumping my fist into that great face of yours.

  Angus Deayton : [to the camera]  It was around the beginning of the 10th series that things began to get nasty.

• Paula Yates : [narrowing her eyes at Ian]  Don't even look at me. You sperm of the devil.

  [audience laughs. She tries to carry on talking but Ian is too busy sneering at the malapropism she's just made] 

  Ian Hislop : Sperm of the devil! Even your insults emanate from the genitals!

• Angus Deayton : So, Paula, put us right, then, is that all wrong? Did you not have a breast enlargement operation at the beginning of your relationship with Michael?

  [Paula squirms. A woman in the audience says "Yes"] 

  Paula Yates : [to the audience]  All right! So much for sisterhood!

  Ian Hislop : So much for sisterhood?

  Paula Yates : That was a woman that just said yes!

  Ian Hislop : Is that what you said to Helena Christensen?

  [a big "Oooooh!" from the audience]