Have I Got News for You (1990– )
Boris Johnson: Self - Guest Presenter, Self
Quotes
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Clive Anderson : Do you still live in Islington as well, Boris?
Boris Johnson : Partly, yes.
Paul Merton : I don't think you live on the planet Earth, never mind Islington!
Boris Johnson : I think we should get off my, um, my property.
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Boris Johnson : Dogs dogged Doug's dogged dog!
Paul Merton : Is this what it's like going to University?
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Boris Johnson : How to understand your rabbit.
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Boris Johnson : I've devolved some of my functions.
Angus Deayton : I'm sorry to hear that.
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Boris Johnson : This policeman stopped me on my bike, apparently it's a "lethal weapon".
Ian Hislop : Did you say "Do you know who I am?"
Paul Merton : I've got no idea, myself.
Boris Johnson : Perhaps he could have told me...
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Boris Johnson : I meant no plagiarisms.
Ian Hislop : I wouldn't accuse you of anything so calculated!
Paul Merton : Nobody could plagiarise you, Boris! There is no-one like you, you are unique!
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Paul Merton : Did you study Philosophy, or did you just think you studied Philosophy?
Boris Johnson : How would I know?
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Boris Johnson : I could not fail to disagree with you less.
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Boris Johnson : It's the phenomenonenon of the reversal of mores.
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Boris Johnson : [Diana Inquiry Result] Commenting, the Head of the Metropolitan Police said "If we'd been in charge, she wouldn't have died." Unless of course, she'd tried to jump a ticket barrier at a London Underground Station!
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Boris Johnson : It really is a triumph of hope over experience...
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Boris Johnson : One might ride a Quad Bike at Oxford, in the Quad!
Rick Wakeman : By that logic, only bisexuals could ride bicycles.
Ian Hislop : It's like a trireme, Boris, you've heard of those?
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Boris Johnson : The Prince likes Pharrell, who is a hip-hop Master Mixer.
Sue Perkins : Your shoulders moved when you said Hip-hop!
Boris Johnson : They're supposed to, aren't they?
Paul Merton : You know they only make you read this out so you look stupid, don't you, Boris?
Boris Johnson : Yes, it's a pact of steel...
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Boris Johnson : I heard there was someone who was going to throw an egg at me. There he is! There are hungry people in this country, young man, we need that egg!
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Boris Johnson : [Drunk Bishop of Southwark] He walked into an arch and became what?
Paul Merton : What?
Boris Johnson : An Archbishop!
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Boris Johnson : Men Women Love Love Women.
Paul Merton : NURSE!
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Boris Johnson : The rabbits and the bunnies were coterminous in the same field.
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Boris Johnson : Sorry, I'm just being reprogrammed here.
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Boris Johnson : Do what pose a health risk to your rabbit?
Paul Merton : Ovens!
Clive Anderson : Mixamatosis-flavoured cigarettes?
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Boris Johnson : [clip of him being hit in the face by a red microphone]
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Boris Johnson : I am Her Majesty's Loyal Government!
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Boris Johnson : Data! Data! Data!
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Boris Johnson : I shall retreat with disorder on the Bear Front.
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Boris Johnson : Oh I meant no plagiarism!
Ian Hislop : No I wouldn't accuse you of anything so calculated!
Paul Merton : No one could plagiarise you Boris, you are unique!