Seinfeld (1989–1998)

Brad Garrett: Tony Abado

Quotes 

• Jerry : It didn't do me any good either! That benefit was the worst show I ever did. Some of those heckles were really uncalled for: "Avast ye matey" - what the hell does that mean? "20 degrees off the starboard side - the Spanish Galleon!" -there's no comeback for that!

  Tony : I don't understand you. It's your own car we're talking about. You know you wrote the wrong mileage down on the form? You barely know the car. You don't know the mileage, you don't know the tire pressure. When was the last time you even checked the washer fluid?

  Jerry : The washer fluid is fine...

  Tony : The washer fluid is not fine!