Wings (1990–1997)
Crystal Bernard: Helen Chapel, Helen Chapel Hackett
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Quotes
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[hitting on Helen at the lunch counter]
Lewis Blanchard : Ya know, I have a video camera that shoots in the dark.
Helen : Yeah, I got a gun that does the same thing.
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Helen : You care more about this *stupid* plane than you do about me!
Joe Hackett : Me? You're the one with the cello between her legs eight hours a day!
Helen : Well, at least that gives me some satisfaction!
Joe Hackett : Yeah, well, at least when I'm in the plane I get some sense of movement!
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Roy Biggins : I'm going to teach that kid everything I know.
Helen : What's he going to do the second half of the day?
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Roy Biggins : I've never minded staying up all night because of a woman.
Helen : Well, you don't have a choice. If you dozed off, she'd escape.
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Helen : I thought Alex had better taste in men than to go out with you.
Brian Hackett : Well, obviously, she doesn't.
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[describing Helen and Lowell's date]
Helen : ...then he kissed my hand.
Brian Hackett : Where was your hand?
Joe Hackett : Hello!
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Antonio : [after Joe's Anxiety attack, Antonio walks in Joe's office to make sure he's alright. He finds him holding a squeezable doll in his hand] What's with the Dolly?
Joe Hackett : The Doctor gave it to me. I'm supposed to squeeze "Mr. Googi" whenever I feel I might pinch over again.
Antonio : So there's nothing physically wrong with you
[then adds in a sarcastic subtle tone]
Antonio : You're just a nut case.
Joe Hackett : [In an angry provoked tone] Look I'm not...
Helen : Calm Down honey, no body thinks you're crazy. Just squeeze Mr. Googi & visualize your happy place
[after a two second pause]
Helen : Don't get confused again and squeeze your happy place and visualize Mr. Googi!
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Helen : [Helen is leaving Lowell in charge of the restaurant counter as she heads out of work early] You sure you're gonna be okay with everything, Lowell?
Lowell Mather : Aw, yeah. Don't you worry about a thing; you just go off and have a wonderful time. Where are you going, anyway?
Helen : Uh, I would really rather not say.
Lowell Mather : Aw, come on.
Helen : Well, if you must know, I'm going to see my OB/GYN.
Lowell Mather : Fine, be that way. I'm having dinner with my M-o-m-m-y.
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Helen : Oh Lowell, please tell me your brother didn't marry his sister.
Roy Biggins : No. Cousin. The sister didn't work out.
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Helen : I got suckered into making the stupid welcoming speech at the reunion tonight.
Fay Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran : Oh come on, it can't be that bad. Let me hear your opening line.
Helen : That was it.
