Crazy People (1990)

Dudley Moore: Emory Leeson

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Quotes 

• Kathy : Who here wants to be an ad-man?

  [several hands go up] 

  Emory Leeson : Who here wants to be a fire engine?

  [everyone raises their hands, with several standing and commenting things like "Ooh, I do!" and "Me! Pick me!"] 

• [Drucker is being interviewed on Larry King's TV program] 

  Charles Drucker : Total honesty in advertising began as a vision I had when I was a young ad man in Milwaukee...

  Emory Leeson : I don't believe that jerk!

  Saabs : I like Larry King!

  Emory Leeson : I'm talking about Drucker! He took all the credit!

• Kathy : Pretty girls are breaking everybody's back.

  Emory Leeson : But you're pretty. I mean, really pretty.

  Kathy : Yes, but I don't have the problems normally associated with prettiness... because, when I was a child, I looked like Ed McMahon.

• Kathy : Hold me. Please hold me.

  Emory Leeson : I am holding you.

  Kathy : I know, but it's a woman thing. I have to say it.

• Emory Leeson : Take me away from here; I'll buy you dinner, I'll buy you a restaurant!

  Stephen : I have to go.

  Emory Leeson : You did quite a bit of silent farting in the car, so you're not perfect either.