Meet the Applegates (1990)

Ed Begley Jr.: Richard P. Applegate

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• Aunt Bea : [to a passing construction worker who has grabbed her behind]  You Homo sapien scum!

  Richard P. Applegate : Excuse me?

  Aunt Bea : Nah, nothing nothing, it's just uh, some asshole tried to rape me.

• Jane Applegate : [to Johnny]  If you don't eat your dinner, you can't have dessert.

  Richard P. Applegate : Did someone say dessert?

  Jane Applegate : I happened to find a pile of rancid trash in the dumpster behind the 7-11.

• Richard P. Applegate : It's imperative that we maintain a believable cover while I infiltrate and sabotage the nucular power plant.

  Johnny Applegate : It's "nuclear," Dad.

  Richard P. Applegate : Lesson number one: Most people say "nucular." Next time, get it right.