The Brittas Empire (1991–1997)
Tim Marriott: Gavin
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Quotes
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Gordon Brittas : It is seven years to the day since the first member of the public walked through those doors.
Gavin Featherly : And you threw him out, Mr. Brittas!
Gordon Brittas : He was wearing unauthorised water wings, Gavin.
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Julie : Why can't we use the canteen?
Gordon Brittas : If you remember, Julie, the canteen was sealed by the police until after the inquest.
Gavin Featherly : But if there's food in there . . .
Laura Lancing : I spoke to one of the forensic scientist, Gavin. Believe me, you wouldn't want to touch it.
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Gavin Featherly : I've just seen Larry Whittaker. He says he's going to kill Brittas.
Tim Whistler : I've always liked Larry.
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Gordon Brittas : [speaking to the staff] Does anyone know a black person who could help us out? Come on, someone must! He's only got to stand in line for a few minutes...
[looks around]
Linda Perkin : [steps forward, enthusiastically] The Baptist Church has a gospel choir!
Gordon Brittas : We don't want to flood the place, Linda.
[points at Gavin, who is standing with Tim]
Gordon Brittas : Gavin, what about that chap I saw you with the other evening?
Gavin Featherly : I'm sorry?
Gordon Brittas : The chap in the pub on Tuesday.
[Tim turns to Gavin incredulously]
Gavin Featherly : Oh, I...
Tim Whistler : [accusingly] You said you were at your mother's on Tuesday!
Gavin Featherly : [to Brittas] I think you must have made a mistake!
Gordon Brittas : No, tall, good looking black chap.
Tim Whistler : Well, that's very nice, I must say!
[storms out]
