Salute Your Shorts (1991–1992)

Danny Cooksey: Bobby Budnick

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Quotes 

• Donkeylips : Someday I will go out with her.

  Bobby : Stop dreaming and glue your macaroni.

  Donkeylips : I can't.

  Bobby : Why not?

  Donkeylips : I ate it all.

  Bobby : How? It was uncooked, rock hard, and covered with yellow spray paint.

  Donkeylips : I thought that was cheese.

• Bobby : You are roasted.

  Donkeylips : Toasted.

  Bobby , Donkeylips : And burned to a crisp!

• Bobby : Hello and welcome to bunk 13. 200 miles from the nearest flush toilet.

• Budnick : [everyone is singing the opening theme song]  It makes me wanna fart.

  Ug : [shouts]  It's "I hope that we never part". Now get it right or pay the price.

• Telly : [while Budnick is in charge, he's forcing everyone to fill up the pool with a bucket brigade]  Budnick, why don't you just go swim in the lake?

  Bobby : Because fish fart in it!

• Bobby : Look this way... Look that way... Man, your head's lopsided.

  Donkeylips : Can you fix it?