- Harry Martin: You make things for sale Eli, you invent corruption.
- Eli Chelarin: And don't you ever sell it short Harry, corruption is the last untapped resource of pure energy on the planet. It feeds the market. It drives the economy. Corruption empowers Harry and absolute corruption empowers absolutely.
- Harry Martin: Said to Cody after he calls his family vampires: Vampire is such an ugly word! Don't let me hear you say that again. We're Carpathian-Americans!
- Eli Chelarin: Said to Harry about his romantic involvement with non-Carpathian Amy: You've been slipping it to the Pillsbury Doughgirl!
- Harry Martin: Said to Amy about his family: The taste for the melodramatic comes from too much inbreeding.
- Celia: Said to Harry as she's seducing him, while he's on the phone to Amy: She's a twinky, all blonde and sticky and full of white goo. But, you know what I'm full of Harry.
- Cody Puckett: Do I live forever? If I bite someone, do they become one of us?
- Harry Martin: Where'd you pick up all this crap? Didn't your parents teach you anything?