- Marina Lemke: Well, what I say and what people hear aren't always the same thing. Don't you find that in your calling, Doctor?
- Marina Lemke: You know, you don't know zip about love or life, Doctor. I don't need you strewing your learning all over me.
- Leo Lemke: [reading grafetti on window] We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars... Quotation from Oscar Wilde's Lady Windmere's Fan, Act 3, line 305.
- Dr. Alex Tremor: Did you forget our appointment?
- Eugene: I got a job now. I don't need a shrink anymore.
- Marina Lemke: Eugene, honey, I don't think he likes being called that.
- Trendoid: I need veal chops. Lots of them. Now.
- [Marina hands her package]
- Trendoid: What's this?
- Marina Lemke: Veal chops. Lots of them. Now.
- Leo Lemke: *Wow*.
- Leo Lemke: Why, why, why are you fucking with my life?
- Dr. Alex Tremor: I never laid a hand on her.
- Leo Lemke: My life! My life!
- Robyn Graves: [as Harper on TV]
- [gunshot]
- Robyn Graves: Oh, oh! Oh, Chauncey! Chauncey! I told you one of us would end up hurt.
- [pause]
- Robyn Graves: Why does everything I touch... die?
- Molly: It's the gun, sweetheart.
- [turns off TV set]
- Molly: The *gun*!
- Dr. Alex Tremor: [at the end of an argument] And I told you I'm uncomfortable with the term shrink.
- Robyn Graves: *Shrink*!
- Dr. Alex Tremor: Can we talk about this rationally?
- Robyn Graves: No. Can you fight like a man instead of a shrink?
- Dr. Alex Tremor: No, no, no, I'm always interested when my friends show early signs of dimensia praecox.
- Stella Keefover: I think I really owe this one to that psychic.
- Dr. Alex Tremor: I thought we dealt with that.
- Stella Keefover: Don't worry, it's not like I'm cured or anything.
- Dr. Alex Tremor: Good. Well, not good...
- Dr. Alex Tremor: Can't you see how dangerous you are?
- Marina Lemke: You say that listening to your heart and trusting what you feel, is that what you're calling dangerous? You know what, I hope I am contagious 'cause life isn't about your damn books and theories. You know what, life is life, and it's messy, and it's complicated, andyou know what it takes guts!
- [hits with pillow]
- Marina Lemke: That's not something you're gonna find in any book. And you know what, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's crazy.
- Dr. Alex Tremor: [talking to self in mirror, shaving] You ended up skating in the park witha patient. It's class countertransferance. You allowed her to manipulate you into a vulnerable - nevermind unprofessional - situation where she controlled you. This is freshman psychology, Alex.
- [cuts chin]
- Dr. Alex Tremor: Oh, oh, good! Oh, good! Good! Dr. Tremor, don't blow a graet career on a cute piece of ass. You keep your dick in your pants, your id in check, and you remember we have a mission in this world.