Death in Brunswick (1990)

John Clarke: Dave

Quotes 

• Dave : So when did you meet her?

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : Yesterday.

  Dave : Oh, it's fairly serious, then.

• Dave : Oh good, you found her.

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : Found who?

  Dave : Mrs. de Marco.

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : Who's Mrs. de Marco?

  Dave : I dunno. But you're standing right on top of her.

• Dave : Let's have a beer. Have a baby!

• Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : I've met this girl, this gorgeous, greek girl... Sophie. And she looks like one of them 60s filmstars.

  Dave : Gina Lollobrigida?

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : That's right! Gina Lollobrigida.

  Dave : How old is she?

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : She's beautiful, really beautiful.

  Dave : How old is she?

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : She likes me.

  Dave : How old is she, Carl?

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : She's... 19, Dave. And... I think I'm in love.

  Dave : Take it easy, mate. Last time you were in love you got married.

• Dave : Was that you?

  Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald : No.

  Dave : Must've been me. Sorry.