Cliff Bemis: Barbecue Dad
Quotes
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Barbecue Dad : Y'know, someday, way in the future, the sun may be able to provide all our energy needs. But right now, it gives us a comfortable feeling to know that our home is being supplied by nuclear power.
[numerous power plant cooling towers are seen in the background]
Barbecue Dad : Oh, I know what you're thinking. But we're not worried, because we know that nuclear energy is safe. In fact, we kind of think of it as "our friendly neighbor".
[the family dog hops into view, sporting two wagging tails]
Barbecue Dad : But remember, our friend can't exist without huge government subsidies, so write your congressman and tell them to keep those government dollars rolling into... nuclear power.
