- Paul Jarrett: [Firing a revolver at the dominant male cat only to see it just squirts water] Great going Doc/Nice one doc.
- Dr. Lyle Sokol: Mr.Jarrett, we are talking about a cat! Get a grip on yourself
- Paul Jarrett: [interrupting] No wait a minute, my dog's been ripped to shreds, my... my room's destroyed, my sinuses are completely inflamed I... I think I've got a right to be concerned.
- Lindsey Jarrett: Could we at least call a vet?
- Paul Jarrett: Lindsey I don't need a vet to teach me how cats behave, I know how they behave, that's why I have a dog.
- Dr. Lyle Sokol: You know what you found in your bedroom sounds like... err... the dominant male marking his territory.