Robbie Rist: Michaelangelo
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Quotes
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Leonardo : Take the ugly one!
Raphael : No, you take the ugly one!
Donatello : I'll take the ugly one.
Michaelangelo : Which one's the ugly one?
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Splinter : Their world can never be ours.
Michaelangelo : Uh... Not even pizza?
Splinter : [after pause] Pizza's okay.
[the turtles sigh with relief]
Michaelangelo : Man, give a guy a heart attack.
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Michaelangelo : [seeing Tokka and Rahzar] Hey didn't we see these guys on WrestleMania?
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Donatello : Hey, is this gonna work?
[regarding the donut idea]
Michaelangelo : Is, like, Schwarzenegger hard to spell?
[Donatello prepares to spell but realizes its true]
Michaelangelo : Yeah.
[the turtles walk out into the middle of the construction site]
Donatello : Pretty quiet.
Raphael : [shouts and breaks the eerie silence] Shredder!
Donatello : [grabs Raphael] Thanks, Raph. I may never have the hiccups again!
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Michaelangelo : I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Michaelangelo , Leonardo , Donatello , Raphael : Man, I love being a turtle!
Raphael : Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.
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Michaelangelo : Ahh, ninja pizza!
Donatello : Ninja pizza?
Michaelangelo : Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!
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Michaelangelo : Hey, guys, check this!
[he uses brushes to imitate 'The Karate Kid']
Michaelangelo : Wax on, wax off. Wax on...
Raphael : Mouth off!
Donatello : Hey, everyone's a critic.
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Michaelangelo : Guys, guys! I've just thought of something. Two words that'll solve all our housing problems! Time share!
Donatello : [taps on Michaelangelo's head] Hmmm, not quite ripe yet.
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April O'Neil : [picks up phone] Donny?
Donatello : April...
April O'Neil : Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?
Donatello : Yeah, we'll bring you down. We've only had time to pick up Splinter and get a few essentials.
Michaelangelo : [holding out a bag of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
Donatello : The reason while we're calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?
April O'Neil : Raphael? Why, is he missing?
Leonardo : You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
Michaelangelo : Hey! I'm helping Donny!
[tries to pry the phone from him]
Michaelangelo : Gimme the phone!
Donatello : NO!
[flips Michaelangelo to the ground]
Donatello : So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?
Leonardo : Well, if she has, tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going to look for the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead!
[slams box on Donatello's foot]
Donatello : Owww!
April O'Neil : What was that?
Donatello : Leo says hi!
Michaelangelo : Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
Donatello : Oh, all right, all right, here!
Michaelangelo : April, this is Mikey, I'd just like to say: HELLOOOOO.
[kissing noises]
Donatello : Would you give me that!
[April laughs as they start arguing again]
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Leonardo : Turtle-rific
Raphael : Max-a-mundo!
Donatello : Accapella!
Raphael : Huh?
Donatello : Uhhh... Perestroika?
Michaelangelo : Uhh...
Donatello : Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques.
[starts singing]
Donatello : Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques...
Michaelangelo : Donny, give it up!
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Leonardo : [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.
April O'Neil : Bye.
[Leo hops into the sewers]
Raphael : Wish us luck.
[Hops in]
Donatello : We'll be back for Splinter.
[Hops in]
Michaelangelo : [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.
[April laughs]
Michaelangelo : Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
Leonardo : [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?
Michaelangelo : YEOW!
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[smoke bomb was set off]
Donatello : Oh, great.
Leonardo : Terrific.
Raphael : Wonderful.
Michaelangelo : Bummer.
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Leonardo : I'm Leonardo.
Michaelangelo : I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello : Donatello.
Raphael : I'm Raphael!
Michaelangelo : All the good ones end in "O"!
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April O'Neil : Let me get you guys some napkins.
Michaelangelo : What for?
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[the turtles face Tokka and Rahzar for the first time]
Raphael : Well, you know what they say? The bigger they are...
[runs and jump-kicks Rahzar but rebounds and crashes to the floor]
Michaelangelo : ...The more bones they break.
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[cooking up an anti-mutagen to transform Tokka and Rahzar]
Michaelangelo : You think this stuff is gonna work?
Donatello : Well, we won't know for sure until we spray those guys.
Professor Jordan Perry : Well, actually...
Donatello : Actually?
Professor Jordan Perry : Actually... ingestion is the only course.
Michaelangelo : You mean they have to eat it?
Professor Jordan Perry : Affirmative. Yes. Yo. Right on... my man.
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Michaelangelo : Hey, dudes! Cowabunga says it all.
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Michaelangelo : [bad guy approaches him] Wait! Can we talk?
[bad guy grabs him by the hands and begins spinning him in circles]
Michaelangelo : W-w-woah! Major spin cycle! Wooooah! Hey, Leo!
Leonardo : [spots Michaelangelo] Mikey?
Michaelangelo : Maybe I should have brought...
[bad guy releases him, sending him flying through the air]
Michaelangelo : ... BAGELS!
[he crashes into a wall, then stands up dizzy]
Michaelangelo : Woah. Now I know what a postal package feels like.
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[April stands over a sewer grate and under an umbrella in the pouring rain. The turtles drop down one by one, but Michelangelo stops and faces her wearing a fedora]
Michaelangelo : Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world, Ilsa. That's why you're getting on that plane...
[April laughs]
Michaelangelo : Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
[Leonardo grabs him and pulls him down]
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Splinter : Michaelangelo, show the professor where he may rest.
Michaelangelo : Righty-o. This way, dude. It ain't the Hilton.
[opens subway car and they both look in]
Michaelangelo : Um, let's face it, you'd be better off staying at the Hilton.
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Donatello : These nets are very effective and very well constructed.
Michaelangelo : Yeah, remind me to drop a line to Ralph Nader!
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Michaelangelo : Please, please. A moment to reflect.
[all the turtles sniff]
Michaelangelo : AHHHH! Okay!
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Michaelangelo : Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?
Professor Jordan Perry : [pours a liquid in a pan, and eats a piece of pizza] Pepperoni heaven!
Professor Jordan Perry : [pours two liquids in a pot] Donatello, continue aeration!
Donatello : Continuing aeration.
[begins to stir the mixture the pot]
Raphael : [sniffs the mixture] Man! This stuff is rank!
Keno : Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life.
Leonardo : [sniffs the mixture] Blech! Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.
Keno : No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies.
Michaelangelo : You're forgiven.
[sniffs the mixture]
Michaelangelo : Whoa!
[drops a slice of pizza in the mixture]
Michaelangelo : [Donatello continues to mix the stuff with the pizza slice]
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April O'Neil : And they said if you don't mean them at the construction site tonight...
Donatello : What?
April O'Neil : He said he'd send out Tokka and Rahzar again. This time into Central Park.
Donatello : Central Park? How are they gonna avoid all of those... people?
Michaelangelo : Then, there is no choice but to meet as the Shredder wishes.
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Michaelangelo : [Michaelangelo beating up a thug behind a deli counter] You want a pickle? I'll give you a pickle!
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Michaelangelo : [to a rave audience] You like what you saw? Then give it up for a turtle!
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[the Turtles have been rescued by Splinter]
Leonardo : That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance.
Michaelangelo : Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude!
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Leonardo : We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.
Donatello : Yeah, a few inquiries.
Michaelangelo : Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.
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Leonardo : [sees that Shredder is vanished] Hey, where'd he go?
Raphael : Hmm, anything?
Donatello : Nothing.
Michaelangelo : Well, dudes. I'd say that's pretty much a wrap, and... Cowabunga?
Raphael : Cowabunga.
Michaelangelo : Yeah!
Leonardo , Raphael , Donatello , Michaelangelo : COWABUNGA!
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Michaelangelo : It's a good thing we saw you up from the roof-
[Leo kicks him from behind]
Michaelangelo : Ow! I mean from Austrailia-
[Raph smacks him in the head hard]
Michaelangelo : Ow!
Donatello : [Annoyed] Geez.
Raphael : Look kid, you can find a phone and call the police. We'll start tying them up.
Keno : Yeah, but I...
Raphael : Yeah, yeah! But good, go!
[Keno leaves]
Michaelangelo : Kids.
[the turtles begin chuckling with one another]
Keno : [Moments later, on the phone with the police] Okay, well hurry up! There's a ton of these guys! Okay, bye.
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Raphael : [the Turtles are searching for a new home in the sewers, but suddenly Raph gets in a bad mood] Dah! Alright, hold it.
[Tosses his bag aside]
Raphael : This is stupid! We got the foot up there, with the ooze, and we're down here playing Century 21!
Raphael : [Disgusted with his attitude] Raph!
Raphael : Come on, Leo! Even you can think of something better to do than this!
Leonardo : I already had. Now let's get going.
Raphael : Uh-Uh! That's it, I'm going up!
Leonardo : [Grabs Raph as the latter tries to walk away] No you're not!
Raphael : [Looks down] Let go of my arm, Leo!
Michaelangelo : Guys, guys, guys! I just got an idea; two words that can solve all our housing problems; time share.
Donatello : [Rubs Mikey's head like a fortune teller] Hmm. Not quite ripe yet.
Raphael : I'm outta here!
Michaelangelo : Hey... Oh man.
Raphael : [Walks off] Boy...
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Leonardo : [In Perry's lab, on the computer] What do you make of it, Donny?
Donatello : I'm not sure, looks like a bunch of serial numbers. Let's see.
[Scrolls down the screen]
Donatello : Disposed... disposed... disposed.
Michaelangelo : [On the other side of the lab] Hey dudes, we're too late! Like, no deposit no return.
Donatello : Well, except maybe this one.
Leonardo : What do you mean?
Donatello : [Scrolling down to a canister that says "Active"] Look!
Leonardo : Active.
Donatello : Yeah.
Leonardo : Can you bring up the file?
Donatello : Well, I could try. But if the whole base is coded, the whole system might go down.
Raphael : [after thinking it over] Do it.
Donatello : Yeah.
[Tries entering the password. Meanwhile, The Foot sneak in quietly. Donny's password gets denied]
Donatello : Oh, drat!
