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[last lines]
Splinter : Were you seen?
Leonardo : Of course not, Master Splinter.
Donatello : We practiced Ninja.
Michaelangelo : [off camera] The art of invisibility.
[appears from behind Raph]
Splinter : [holds up the New York Post, with a front page picture of the turtles on stage, with the headline "Ninja Rap is Born!"] Practice harder.
[the turtles groan]
Splinter : Ten flips, now! And remember:
[quoting the song played at the show]
Splinter : "Go Ninja, go Ninja, go!" I made another funny!
[laughs]
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Leonardo : Take the ugly one!
Raphael : No, you take the ugly one!
Donatello : I'll take the ugly one.
Michaelangelo : Which one's the ugly one?
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Leonardo : First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the... traditional pre-fight donut.
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Michaelangelo : I've said it before, and I'll say it again.
Michaelangelo , Leonardo , Donatello , Raphael : Man, I love being a turtle!
Raphael : Too bad the Shredder can't say the same thing.
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[after Leo starts conversation about the Foot]
Raphael : We kicked their butts. They're all in jail. Besides, we took out the Shredder. So what's everyone so worried about, anyway?
Donatello : He's right.
Leonardo : No, Splinter took out the Shredder!
Donatello : They're both right.
Raphael : Yeah, yeah. I was there, Leo, remember? Ol' Shred did a swan dive, with a half gainer, right into the back of a garbage truck! AAAAAHHHH!
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April O'Neil : [picks up phone] Donny?
Donatello : April...
April O'Neil : Where are you guys? Did you find a new place to live yet?
Donatello : Yeah, we'll bring you down. We've only had time to pick up Splinter and get a few essentials.
Michaelangelo : [holding out a bag of potato chips] Yeah, the bare essentials.
Donatello : The reason while we're calling is, have you seen Raphael by any chance?
April O'Neil : Raphael? Why, is he missing?
Leonardo : You know, there is still a little more stuff to help with, Michaelangelo!
Michaelangelo : Hey! I'm helping Donny!
[tries to pry the phone from him]
Michaelangelo : Gimme the phone!
Donatello : NO!
[flips Michaelangelo to the ground]
Donatello : So you haven't seen him at all then, huh?
Leonardo : Well, if she has, tell him thanks for wasting our time, because instead of going to look for the ooze like we should, we gotta go out and look for him instead!
[slams box on Donatello's foot]
Donatello : Owww!
April O'Neil : What was that?
Donatello : Leo says hi!
Michaelangelo : Gimme the phone! Gimme the phone!
Donatello : Oh, all right, all right, here!
Michaelangelo : April, this is Mikey, I'd just like to say: HELLOOOOO.
[kissing noises]
Donatello : Would you give me that!
[April laughs as they start arguing again]
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Leonardo : Turtle-rific
Raphael : Max-a-mundo!
Donatello : Accapella!
Raphael : Huh?
Donatello : Uhhh... Perestroika?
Michaelangelo : Uhh...
Donatello : Ok, I got it... Frère Jacques.
[starts singing]
Donatello : Frère Jacques, Frère Jacques...
Michaelangelo : Donny, give it up!
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Leonardo : [the Turtles say their farewells to April before entering the sewers] See ya, April.
April O'Neil : Bye.
[Leo hops into the sewers]
Raphael : Wish us luck.
[Hops in]
Donatello : We'll be back for Splinter.
[Hops in]
Michaelangelo : [Imitating Humphrey Bogart] Well, the lives of two people don't amount to a hill o' beans in this crazy world, Elsa. That's why you're getting on that plane.
[April laughs]
Michaelangelo : Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow...
Leonardo : [Yanks Mikey into the sewer] Will you come on?
Michaelangelo : YEOW!
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Splinter : What troubles you, my son?
Donatello : I-I don't know. I just thought there would be more to it; to the ooze, to you know, us!
Leonardo : I know!
Donatello : I just always thought there would be something that... I thought we'd find out we were special.
Splinter : Do not confuse the professor's words with your current worth, my son.
Donatello : But I don't believe him! There's just got to be more to it!
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[smoke bomb was set off]
Donatello : Oh, great.
Leonardo : Terrific.
Raphael : Wonderful.
Michaelangelo : Bummer.
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Leonardo : I'm Leonardo.
Michaelangelo : I'm Michaelangelo.
Donatello : Donatello.
Raphael : I'm Raphael!
Michaelangelo : All the good ones end in "O"!
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April O'Neil : Where's Splinter?
Leonardo : He's been on the roof ever since he saw your report.
April O'Neil : Doing what?
Splinter : Coming.
[appears in window]
Splinter : To a decision.
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Michaelangelo : [bad guy approaches him] Wait! Can we talk?
[bad guy grabs him by the hands and begins spinning him in circles]
Michaelangelo : W-w-woah! Major spin cycle! Wooooah! Hey, Leo!
Leonardo : [spots Michaelangelo] Mikey?
Michaelangelo : Maybe I should have brought...
[bad guy releases him, sending him flying through the air]
Michaelangelo : ... BAGELS!
[he crashes into a wall, then stands up dizzy]
Michaelangelo : Woah. Now I know what a postal package feels like.
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Leonardo : A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!
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Michaelangelo : Um, not to criticize science or anything, but wouldn't it be easier just to call it 'the pink one'?
Professor Jordan Perry : [pours a liquid in a pan, and eats a piece of pizza] Pepperoni heaven!
Professor Jordan Perry : [pours two liquids in a pot] Donatello, continue aeration!
Donatello : Continuing aeration.
[begins to stir the mixture the pot]
Raphael : [sniffs the mixture] Man! This stuff is rank!
Keno : Yeah, try carrying it on the subway sometime. I never got a seat so fast in my life.
Leonardo : [sniffs the mixture] Blech! Thanks for doing all the shopping for us, Keno.
Keno : No problem. I hope you didn't mind me picking up a few pies.
Michaelangelo : You're forgiven.
[sniffs the mixture]
Michaelangelo : Whoa!
[drops a slice of pizza in the mixture]
Michaelangelo : [Donatello continues to mix the stuff with the pizza slice]
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[the turtles are watching April interview Professor Perry]
Raphael : Man, who is this spaz-matic?
Donatello : Would you give the guy a break? He's a scientist!
Raphael : Yeah, fascinating. Hey!
[picking up TV guide]
Raphael : Isn't Oprah on?
Leonardo : Raph, just leave it!
[throws away TV guide]
Leonardo : We're watching April.
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[the Turtles have been rescued by Splinter]
Leonardo : That's right, Shredder, you forgot, we carry insurance.
Michaelangelo : Yeah, Mutual Splinter dude!
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Leonardo : We'll give you the tour later. Right now, we got a few questions.
Donatello : Yeah, a few inquiries.
Michaelangelo : Yeah, a few... Uh, we'll give you the tour later.
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April O'Neil : He's just forcing you guys into fighting Tokka and Rahzar again.
Leonardo : We know.
April O'Neil : But...
Raphael : April, there's no other way.
April O'Neil : But you guys don't stand a chance.
Professor Jordan Perry : Wait! Wait just a moment. There might be a way!
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Leonardo : [sees that Shredder is vanished] Hey, where'd he go?
Raphael : Hmm, anything?
Donatello : Nothing.
Michaelangelo : Well, dudes. I'd say that's pretty much a wrap, and... Cowabunga?
Raphael : Cowabunga.
Michaelangelo : Yeah!
Leonardo , Raphael , Donatello , Michaelangelo : COWABUNGA!
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Splinter : We will not be here much longer.
April O'Neil : Oh no, no. You guys can stay here for as long as you want.
[the turtles cheer in enjoyment]
Splinter : No! We do not belong here, above.
Leonardo : Yes, Master Splinter!
Raphael : [Mockingly] Yes, Master Splinter.
[Leo and Raph begin to shove each other]
Splinter : Hai! Ten flips, now!
Raphael : Huh.
Splinter : [as Leo and Raph leave the kitchen] Go.
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Leonardo : Wishbone crunch on two! Hut, Hut, Whoa!
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Raphael : [the Turtles are searching for a new home in the sewers, but suddenly Raph gets in a bad mood] Dah! Alright, hold it.
[Tosses his bag aside]
Raphael : This is stupid! We got the foot up there, with the ooze, and we're down here playing Century 21!
Raphael : [Disgusted with his attitude] Raph!
Raphael : Come on, Leo! Even you can think of something better to do than this!
Leonardo : I already had. Now let's get going.
Raphael : Uh-Uh! That's it, I'm going up!
Leonardo : [Grabs Raph as the latter tries to walk away] No you're not!
Raphael : [Looks down] Let go of my arm, Leo!
Michaelangelo : Guys, guys, guys! I just got an idea; two words that can solve all our housing problems; time share.
Donatello : [Rubs Mikey's head like a fortune teller] Hmm. Not quite ripe yet.
Raphael : I'm outta here!
Michaelangelo : Hey... Oh man.
Raphael : [Walks off] Boy...
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Leonardo : [In Perry's lab, on the computer] What do you make of it, Donny?
Donatello : I'm not sure, looks like a bunch of serial numbers. Let's see.
[Scrolls down the screen]
Donatello : Disposed... disposed... disposed.
Michaelangelo : [On the other side of the lab] Hey dudes, we're too late! Like, no deposit no return.
Donatello : Well, except maybe this one.
Leonardo : What do you mean?
Donatello : [Scrolling down to a canister that says "Active"] Look!
Leonardo : Active.
Donatello : Yeah.
Leonardo : Can you bring up the file?
Donatello : Well, I could try. But if the whole base is coded, the whole system might go down.
Raphael : [after thinking it over] Do it.
Donatello : Yeah.
[Tries entering the password. Meanwhile, The Foot sneak in quietly. Donny's password gets denied]
Donatello : Oh, drat!