Thelma & Louise (1991)

Brad Pitt: J.D.

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Quotes 

• Thelma : You're a real live outlaw, aren't ya?

  J.D. : Well, I may be an outlaw, darlin', but, uh, you're the one stealin' my heart.

• J.D. : Well, now, I've always believed that done properly, armed robbery doesn't have to be a totally unpleasant experience.

• J.D. : So, tell me something, Miss Thelma. How is it you ain't got any kids? I mean, God gives you something special, I think you oughta pass it on.

  Thelma : Well, Darryl, that's my husband...

  J.D. : Darryl?

  Thelma : Yeah. He says he's not ready yet. He says he's still too much of a kid himself. He kinda prides himself on being infantile.

  Louise : He's got a lot to be proud of.

  Thelma : Louise and him don't get along.

  Louise : That's putting it mildly.

  Thelma : She thinks he's a pig.

  Louise : I know he's a pig.

• J.D. : Hey.

  Darryl : What?

  J.D. : [tauntingly]  I *liked* your wife.

  [does a mock sexual body thrust in front of Darryl] 

  Darryl : [livid]  *YOU MOTHERFUCKIN'......!*

  [charges at Darryl but gets restrained by the police] 

• J.D. : I'm the great and powerful Oz. Who do you want to be?

• [seeing Darryl across the room] 

  J.D. : Hey, who's that?

  Hal : That's Ms. Dickinson's husband.

  J.D. : Well, shit twice and fall back in.