Beethoven (1992)

David Duchovny: Brad

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Quotes 

• Brad : We want to get in bed with Newton Auto Air Freshners!

• Brie : Let us take you out to dinner. Are there any good restaurants in this burg?

  George Newton : [thinking]  Ah, restaurants, uh.

  Alice Newton : Why don't you just come over to our house? We can barbecue.

  George Newton : Come to our house, we'll barbecue.

  Brie : Barbecue? Let's live dangerously.

  George Newton : [laughs]  Well, our food may not be great but it's not dangerous!

  Brad : [laughing]  Well, I hope it's better than this espresso!

  [they laugh, George and Alice do forced laughter] 

• Brad : Dogs obey so much better than children. Don't they?

• Brad : [to the Newton kids]  You know, we're fine on our own. You don't have to "entertain" us.

• Brad : I pitched in college.