The Bikini Carwash Company (1992)

Kimberly Bee: Bobbie Canova

Quotes 

• Bobbie Canova : That's Ms. M - S period. Don't give me that Miss shit; because, I don't miss anything and don't you forget it.

• Bobbie Canova : Why was the bulldog here about to make an arrest?

  Sergeant Shag Sutton : Well, the broad was neked.

  Bobbie Canova : Neked? I assume that's some moronic derivative of nude?

  Sergeant Shag Sutton : Well, she didn't - I mean, everybody saw 'em.

  Bobbie Canova : Everybody saw what?

  Sergeant Shag Sutton : Well, you know, her - well, her hooters!

  Donovan : Her breasts. Her breasts were exposed. Totally!

  Bobbie Canova : Could either of you describe these breasts?

  Donovan : Sure.

  Sergeant Shag Sutton : Yeah. They were standin' up.

  Donovan : Yeah, they were, you know, bouncin'...

  Sergeant Shag Sutton : And salutin'...

  Donovan : And had nipples...

  Sergeant Shag Sutton : And pointin' up down there.

  Bobbie Canova : Now, let me get this straight. Junior indicates that he saw a D. While you, Sergeant, saw at least an F. Were you both imagining these breasts? And if they were exposed, could it be that they were exposed by accident? Like your open fly!

• Bobbie Canova : What's your name, kid?

  Jack : Jack. Jack McGowan.

  Bobbie Canova : Good Irish name.

  Jack : It's actually Scottish.

• Bobbie Canova : This isn't the end of your troubles; so, cool it with the nakedness until I can talk to the judge.