Carry on Columbus (1992)
Jim Dale: Christopher Columbus
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Quotes
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Nina the Model : Well I'm off to Italy next week. Michelangelo wants to do me up on the ceiling.
Christopher Columbus : Well you mind you hang onto something while you're up there!
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Christopher Columbus : [a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars] What do you make of it?
Mordecai Mendoza : Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage.
[Columbus takes a bite]
Mordecai Mendoza : What does it taste like?
Christopher Columbus : Horse shit.
Mordecai Mendoza : Is it cooked?
Christopher Columbus : If it is they should shoot the cook.
[the slave lights the Chief's cigar]
Christopher Columbus : Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.
Mordecai Mendoza : So try it cooked.
[the slave lights Columbus' cigar. He has a puff]
Mordecai Mendoza : What's it taste like now?
Christopher Columbus : Still tastes like horse shit.