- [about the second liquid bomb in the limo]
- Frank: Mr. O' Neal, what do ya have for me?
- Danny: For you? I don't have shit. Now get away from me. I don't want any terrorist mistaking us for friends.
- Frank: Look, I know you guys like conspiracy theories, but it is possible he acted alone.
- Danny: Unlikely. Especially if he's not talking. That means he's scared.
- Frank: So what are you thinking?
- Danny: I'm thinking I gotta take a piss. You wanna help me?
- [frank nods]
- Danny: No? That's good.
- [when Danny asks Shane to get Madonna the robot away from him]
- Danny: Shane, would you get this horny can o' tuna away from me please.
- Shane: What can I say Dan? Madonna wants you. I'm not doing, Dan, I swear. I don't know why she reacts to you that way.
- Danny: Well, you must not be treating her right. Why don't you pick up a can of WD-40 and go to town.
- Shane: I'm late, sorry. We're still pickin' up pieces of the Senator. Uh, none o' the guys have ever seen anything like this before. I mean we're talkin pieces this small. I mean we're talkin' about his you know what.