Mr. Baseball (1992)
Art LaFleur: Skip
Quotes
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Jack Eliot : I'm a World Series MVP!
Skip : That was four years ago, Jack.
Trey : You hit .235 Last season.
Jack Eliot : LAST SEASON, I led this team in ninth-inning doubles in the month of August!
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Jack Elliot : Screw it, I don't wanna play where I'm not wanted, What are my choices? I'm ready!
Skip : Ahem! There aren't exactly choices Jack , We only had one taker so we... took.
Trey : We called everyone Jack. Canada.
Skip : It goes without saying.
Jack Elliot : No, not Canada! I ain't paying those taxes!
Trey : It's not Canada!
Jack Elliot : Not Cleveland... No! Say it's not Cleveland!
Trey : Not Cleveland.
Skip : Ahem, We got a call from a manager in...
Jack Elliot : What?
Skip : ...Japan
Jack Elliot : [shocked] Japan?