- T Bone: I thought you were my friend.
- William 'Weasel' Weasler: I am your friend
- T Bone: You sent me to jail, man!
- William 'Weasel' Weasler: I ain't always a good friend!
- T Bone: I'm serious, Weasel. You better ease up and lay off before I cloud up and rain all over you.
- William 'Weasel' Weasler: I hear a lot of thunder, but I don't feel a drop.