Boy Meets World (1993–2000)
Matthew Lawrence: Jack Hunter, Actor, Wee Hawkin Willie
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Quotes
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Jack : She got sick and said that chicken soup would help her feel better. I told her it probably would. Then I went bowling.
Eric : Guys, I've come to a conclusion: Men are idiots.
Eric , Cory , Alan , Shawn Hunter , Mr. George Feeny , Jack : What?
Eric : Wait! There's more! Men are big idiots.
Eric , Cory , Alan , Shawn Hunter , Mr. George Feeny , Jack : Hmm... yeah.
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Eric , Shawn Hunter , Jack : [gasp] Topanga!
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[Eric is asked how he afforded a huge wedding]
Eric : So I'm picking up the tuxes, and I see that they're setting up for this big Peterman wedding next door.
Rachel McGuire : Wait - "disposable diaper" Petermans?
Eric : Yeah, them Petermans.
Rachel McGuire : But their wedding is, like, the social event of the year.
Eric : Yeah, well... now it's not.
Jack : What did you do?
Eric : Nothing, really. I just called the operator and asked for the number to the hotel, and while I was waiting, I noticed there was a little shmutz on the end of the phone. I couldn't tell whether it was dried vomit or gum. It *tasted* more like gum...
Jack : Get on with it!
Eric : Anyway, I told them that I was E.J. Peterman and that my daughter had to get married right away because she was pregnant. So drink up, guys, 'cause this is gonna hit the fan in, like, two seconds...
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Jack : [Eric is set on getting revenge on Topanga for beating him up and he is dressed as an old man inside a painting. Jack walks by and stops in shock] I begged you. I begged you to get help
Eric : [laughs] Oooh this is going to be so sweet. Bye, bye Topanga.
Jack : You know what, Topanga is too smart for you. Anyone is.
Eric : Stay out of this Jack. This is a one man mission. Will you help me?
Jack : No.
[leaves]
Eric : Fine. I can handle this myself.
[to the woman in the painting]
Eric : You have a very large head. I don't know why I married you.
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Jack : [after Eric and a new girl named Feffy have been crushed to death by falling books] Eric! Feffy. Eric! Aw... he was my friend, my room mate. I didn't really know her.
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[Cory, Topanga, Shawn, Angela, Eric, and Jack are trapped in the high school with a murderer. He has just now murdered Mr. Feeny. They are hiding in a classroom trying to figure out what to do next]
Topanga : Feeny's dead... Feeny's dead! Mr. Feeny is dead!
Cory : Feeny can't die, how can Feeny die?
Shawn Hunter : He was the first suspect. It's my fault, the second I suspected him, I signed his death warrant.
Angela : Well, is any one of us safe?
Shawn Hunter : Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die.
Cory : All right!
[to Topanga]
Cory : Thanks for saving me.
Eric : [happily] I'm dead!
Jack : I'm dead.
Shawn Hunter : I'll get as sick as you can get without actually... dying.
Angela : Feeny, he's dead.
[Eric and Shawn lock eyes, thinking the exact same thing]
Eric : All right!
Shawn Hunter , Eric : [cheering and signing] Go, Feeny, go, Feeny, go...
Cory : [annoyed] Okay! Listen. As happy as I am for Feeny, I am scared to death here.
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[Eric and Jennifer Love Fefferman have been killed by the murderer]
Jack : Eric! Feffie... Eric, he was my friend, my roomate! I didn't really know her.
Jack : Wait, without Eric I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore. If I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore, then I don't want to live!
[Jack runs to windowsill and prepares to jump]
Angela Moore : Wait Jack, Shawn is still your roommate, together you can make the rent.
Jack : Ok, let's go back inside now.
Jack , Angela Moore : Ahhhh!
[Jack and Angela fall to their doom]
