Wow, I can't believe 32 people have rated this film and no one has the guts to comment on it. I might have seen this film a dozen or so times when I was in 10th grade. As far as cinemax late night goes, this movie is the ultimate. ***POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD*** The plot is as follows, naked beauty school, hijinks. A guy with one eyebrow doing devious things. Also, I never found Slvyia Kirstel attractive, but this film makes it appear as if she is a goddess. Worth a watch if your parents are asleep (HA!).
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Nothing says Christmas quite like Beauty School
wrumba22 December 2015
Warning: Spoilers
When I was 3 my dad accidentally taped over something and at the end of my Christmas cartoons: boom it's Beauty School. This confused film of sheer stupidity has the least boobs of any skinemax film I've ever had the delight of trying to secretly watch. This film is the classic tale of Monopoly-esque rich man (Otis P Otis, as himself) launching a contest where 'Not Mortia' vs Sylvia and her rag-tag band of blazeh valley girls proceed to not show any boobs whatsoever and end up the victors of a sketchy brassiere ad campaign. Oh and random ass side plots that yield absolutely no nudity. I'm serious: there's 5 minutes of water balloon 90s fat titties in this. This movie isn't good because porn, it's good because this film is god damn hilarious: for all the wrong reasons. It's a good film to riff so get into it. And Merry Christmas
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