Cop & ½ (1993)

Ray Sharkey: Vinnie Fountain

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Quotes 

• Devon : [as Chu and Rudy are carrying Devon]  Put me down, you oink-oink!

  [kicking Rudy] 

  Chu : Rudy, what are you doing? Over here.

  [sees Mr. Fountain in the drug area] 

  Chu : The drug lab is over there.

  Devon : I knew it was drugs.

  Vinnie Fountain : I'm sure. Did I say to keep him in the office?

  Chu : He was a bad boy, boss.

  Rudy : He called me piggy.

  Vinnie Fountain : I like that.

• Quintero : [Upon meeting Vinnie for the first time, as Vinnie makes an entrance singing a 50's song]  I'm so happy to meet you. I love your singing. Do you have an album out?

  Vinnie Fountain : You wouldn't be saying that just to butter me up, would you? Because I detest hypocrisy.

  Quintero : [scoffs]  No way.

  Vinnie Fountain : [sniffs]  Whoa. Chu, there's a fish in here. Get rid of it.

  Chu : [tying and cuffing Quintero to his chair]  You got it, boss.

  Quintero : Hey, what are you doing? Hey! Turn loose to me!

  Vinnie Fountain : You know, in a fit of nostalgia, I was gonna shoot you myself, but I hate being so hands-on, but I hate stoolies even more.

  Quintero : Stoolies? I'm no stoolie! I never said a word to McKenna.

  Vinnie Fountain : Are you kidding me?

  Quintero : Oh, you got it all wrong.

• Chu : Well, sir, they got a witness.

  Vinnie Fountain : And what did this witness...?

  Chu : It's just some kid. But we know where he lives.

  Rudy : How much could a little kid see?

  [everyone starts to laugh] 

  Vinnie Fountain : [not amused]  I was a little kid once myself and I saw everything.

• Vinnie Fountain : There's no way out now, McKenna!