Cop & ½ (1993)

Frank Sivero: Chu

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Quotes 

• Rio : Hey, how you doing, farthead?

  McNally : Mr. big shot with the cops, huh?

  Devon : Don't you morons have anything else to do?

  [Rio throws his jacket on the ground] 

  Devon : What'd you do that for?

  Rio : Because, you called me a moron.

  Devon : So, throwing your jacket on the ground makes you smarter?

  McNally : This kid's making me nuts.

  Devon : [Looking at Vinnie's car, then giving the two bullies a serious look]  Hey, guys. I can't kid around anymore, I'm watching my grandma's car.

  McNally : Oh, so you're here with grandma?

  Devon : [nods]  Mm-hmm.

  Rio : Oh. So this is grandmommy's car, huh?

  Devon : Guys, please. Bust me up. But, not the car, please.

  Rio : You mean, don't do this?

  [smashes a left pair of headlights] 

  Devon : [backing up a step]  That's exactly what I mean.

  Rio : Or this?

  [smashes a right pair of headlights] 

  Rio : Aww, too bad.

  [Devon starts backing up more and hides behind a Telephone Pole across the Street] 

  McNally : [chuckles, takes the bat]  My turn... This is your kiss... Goodbye!

  [kisses a windshield and smashes the windshield and adds more dents to the side, laughs. Suddenly, Chu and Rudy gets out of the store and seeing the two bullies smashing up their car] 

  Chu : WHOA! Hey, wha... What are you doing?

  Rudy : Get out of here, boys!

  Chu : [kicks one of the two bullies who run off in fear]  I'll break your face!

  Rudy : I'm gonna get my hands on you!

  Chu : That's what you are! If we find out where you at!

  Rudy : We will get you, stupid little brats!

  Chu : [to Rudy]  Let's get back in the car. Come on, let's go.

  [seeing a broken windshield] 

  Chu : Awww, look at this! Oh, man. These punks got no respect nowadays. Get in the car.

• Nick : [chasing some bad guys with his car]  I told you, I'm not getting out of this car. I hate to run!

  Chu : Whoa!

  [slips and falls down; McKenna comes right after him with his car] 

  Chu : What are you, a nut? Oh! Oh!

  Chu : I warned you!

  [smacks him with car door] 

  Raymond Sanchez : [seeing this]  Do all cops do that?

  Devon : [grinning]  Only the best.

  Nick : [as he goes after Quintero]  Quintero! Who do you think is going to run out of gas first?

  Chu : Ooh.

  [a black car arrives to him] 

  Rudy : Chu, get in!

  [He gets in the car] 

• Devon : [as Chu and Rudy are carrying Devon]  Put me down, you oink-oink!

  [kicking Rudy] 

  Chu : Rudy, what are you doing? Over here.

  [sees Mr. Fountain in the drug area] 

  Chu : The drug lab is over there.

  Devon : I knew it was drugs.

  Vinnie Fountain : I'm sure. Did I say to keep him in the office?

  Chu : He was a bad boy, boss.

  Rudy : He called me piggy.

  Vinnie Fountain : I like that.

• Quintero : [Upon meeting Vinnie for the first time, as Vinnie makes an entrance singing a 50's song]  I'm so happy to meet you. I love your singing. Do you have an album out?

  Vinnie Fountain : You wouldn't be saying that just to butter me up, would you? Because I detest hypocrisy.

  Quintero : [scoffs]  No way.

  Vinnie Fountain : [sniffs]  Whoa. Chu, there's a fish in here. Get rid of it.

  Chu : [tying and cuffing Quintero to his chair]  You got it, boss.

  Quintero : Hey, what are you doing? Hey! Turn loose to me!

  Vinnie Fountain : You know, in a fit of nostalgia, I was gonna shoot you myself, but I hate being so hands-on, but I hate stoolies even more.

  Quintero : Stoolies? I'm no stoolie! I never said a word to McKenna.

  Vinnie Fountain : Are you kidding me?

  Quintero : Oh, you got it all wrong.

• Chu : Well, sir, they got a witness.

  Vinnie Fountain : And what did this witness...?

  Chu : It's just some kid. But we know where he lives.

  Rudy : How much could a little kid see?

  [everyone starts to laugh] 

  Vinnie Fountain : [not amused]  I was a little kid once myself and I saw everything.

• Devon : [Rudy and Chu find Devon hiding under a blanket in the backseat of their car]  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

  Rudy : Shut up, kid!

  [grabs Devon's walkie-talkie and crushes it in his hand] 

  Chu : Imagine this little punk!

  [Rudy throws the crushed walkie-talkie to the floor] 

  Devon : You owe me $9.95!

  [Rudy and Chu grab Devon and sit him between them in the front seat] 

  Rudy : Get over here, you little... Sit down! Don't move!

  [Devon sees the George & Howell Maritime Centre main gate] 

  Chu : [pushes Devon back]  What are you lookin' at? What's the matter with you?